In Pursuit of a Perfect Bliss

2009-06-07T21:34:00.002+08:00

People always say "BE YOURSELF", but you're never yourself,
because we live in a society that says skinny is in,
beauty is success, and being famous is everything...
it is not possible to be 100% yourself,
because people change around the ones they like,
the ones they hate, the ones they know,
and the ones they dont....

Of ASSignments and temptations

2009-02-13T15:01:00.014+08:00

Ahhh! My stomach is banging like some Bangla horning the cibai putumayam traffic ass jam!
I promised myself this year that I'm gonna so lose weight, my target is to lose like 5kg from the farking barbeque and the pure awesomeness of Sitiawan food I ate on Chinese New Year, but look where am I now? Gaining weight again?! I mean wtf, every night my housemates would be ordering mamak and they'd just had to bang on my door to tempt me! kahnee naaa! STOP MUNCHING START JOGGING!

As a typical Malaysian living in Malaysia, how could you not resist the fucking Nasi Lemaks and Burger Ramlee and maggie gorengs lahhh? Aiyo why la am I borned in Malaysia?
I have to constantly remind myself to stop eating when I'm bored.
I need this man, how to get chicks with spare tayar? Huh? Later they think I'm a water bed where they can sleep on and forgot where am I.

I told myself to go swimming everyday in the Kolam Taik in my Condo, however when I jumped into the pool in the morning, its freezing like North Pole sial, damn guards had to chase me out saying that I can only swim in the evening, I mean like what the heck, whats the diff if I swim in the morning lah! He told me rules are rules =.= wtf right nothing better to do.

Oh ya! studying's a bitch la... I mean I'm just a normal student with full of temptations la. I can't just morph into super saiya NERD at the end of classes and walk to the library and be a Zombie from LEFT4DEAD. Sometimes I still think I'm a kid living in a playground. Just wanna have fun fun fun! Though I take pride in that, I know that it's wrong! I wanna be an A-Star Student mien. Then next time I can earn lotsa money to enjoy life's colourful temptations with no regrets!
Beer is NOT the solution to problems, and I MEAN THAT! Just gotta keep reminding myself beer is evil

Phone needs to be in the toilet bowl in whatever circumstances when I'm opening my books.
Thing is when I'm alone... My hands start to stray... NO! not down there... Strayed as in like me being here typing this shit. Sometimes, I will open the stupid Warcraft 3 game and click LOCAL AREA NETWORK without even thinking. It's like it's hardwired into my brain to just enter the game like how NEO entered the Matrix and download all the Kungfu moves without knowing wtf just happened.

I mean like seriously, DOTA is EVIL! You know what DOTA means? My friend Eugene once told me DOTA means Dunia Orang Tanpa Awek. I must have that mind-frame in my mind now or else, seriously its gonna get me all paranoid. I dowan to be TANPA AWEK lahhh!

Youtube's evil. Why is there so many idiots posting funny stuff in youtube for us to laugh at? I mean seriously don't they have degrees to complete or chicks to get? Seriously I hope karma will get back to you idiots making me laugh alone like a silly ass and all my housemates thinks It's creepy. PSYCHED.

Look at this stupid monkey la! Why he masturbate so slow one? How to pancut? Somemore wanna show off, thinks we humans go no dicks to shake.

Neways, my social life has been okay, cuz I've been going out like everydei! altho I need to POLISH my skills ON FLIRTING, *note to self* not to swear too much! Girls would be like swearing back at me if I do that and we start fighting like hujan Armageddon. Tonight MOS anyone? This would be one of Samantha's many farewells we are doing this week, man all my buddies are leaving to typical-chinaland-Australia! Why larrhhh! Are kangaroos that cute?

You know what. Everytime I take a shit in the toilet bowl, this stupid cicak would appear from nowhere and spy on me. Then I'd have to take the stupid hose and spray it away. Next day, it appeared from no where again. Seems like he's liking it. What a sonoffabitch. Okay this is totally random but yea I'm going to shower now and the thought just came to mind. Okay I'm heading to play some GOLF now at the driving range near my condo with my new classmate aka pokerkaki-stonerkaki-golfkaki-paintballkaki Eugene. Buaiz ala cinalala ahbeng style!

Dictionary Of Dating

2009-02-04T21:36:00.000+08:00

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

The Great Leap

2009-01-11T13:24:00.002+08:00

So right now I'm thinking of a CHANGE.
Changes could be good, it could be bad.
Changes are necessary to rid off the vices we inhibit.
Some changes are made subconsciously and some by will.
We all have choices in our lives. It lies down to only two choices.
To fight or flight.
2009 is here.
The world is changing, changing so rapidly that sometimes it freaks me out.
With a strong will at heart. I need this burning desire of CHANGE to keep me going.

What are your resolutions?

Someone

2009-01-09T11:51:00.002+08:00

Right now, this very minute...

someone

is very proud of you

someone

is thinking of you

someone

cares about you

someone
misses you

someone

wants to talk to you

someone

wants to be with you

someone
hopes you aren't in trouble

someone

is thankful for the support you have

provided

someone

wants to hold your hand

someone

hopes everything turns out all right

someone
wants you to be happy

someone

wants you to find them

someone
is celebrating your successes

someone

wants to give you a gift

someone

thinks you ARE a gift

someone

hopes you are not too cold, or too hot

someone
wants to hug you

someone

loves you

someone

wants to lavish you with small gifts

someone

admires your strength

someone
is thinking of you and smiling

someone

wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun

someone

thinks the world of you

someone

wants to protect you

someone
would do anything for you

someone

wants to be forgiven

someone

is grateful for your forgiveness

someone
wants to laugh with you about old times

someone

remembers you and wishes you were there

someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional

somebody

values your advice

someone

wants to tell you how much they care

someone

wants to stay up watching old movies with

you

someone
wants to share their dreams with you

someone

wants to hold you in their arms

someone

wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone

treasures your spirit

someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you

someone

can't wait to see you

someone

wishes that things didn't have to change

someone
loves you for who you are

someone

loves the way you make them feel

someone

wants to be with you

someone

hears a song that reminds them of you

someone

wants you to know they are there for you

someone
is glad that you're their friend

someone

wants to be your friend

someone

stayed up all night thinking about you

someone
is alive because of you

someone

is wishing that you would notice them

someone

wants to get to know you better

someone
believes that you are their soul mate

someone

wants to be near you

someone misses your guidance and advice

someone
values your guidance and advice

someone

has faith in you

someone

trusts you

someone

needs your support

someone

needs you to have faith in them

someone

needs you to let them be your friend

someone
will cry when they read this

Are you the SOMEONE I know?

Politics and soon-to-be Politicians

2008-11-07T10:56:00.007+08:00

Anyone who can lie effectively is capable of using bullshit. Since it is an abstract form of currency, it is used to "buy" abstract things. For instance, a child can tell their parents that they are almost done with their school project and ask for some free time, even though they haven't even started yet. If their bullshit is of a high enough quality, then they can "purchase" some undeserved leisure and get away with it.

This basic practice is the same whether you are a small child or the president of a large country. If a person with strong bullshit production skills finds himself in a sticky situation, all he has to do is spend some bullshit to buy his way out. This is why most bullshitters find a career in politics.

Lets see what we have to hear from Obama/Omama on economics:

Our economic fortunes are changing! We must remain optimistic, however, and not let ourselves be discouraged from buying shiny things. My opponents want to not change the economy and keep it the same, but you can put lipstick on a pig, and it is still a pig, it is just a different name for the same thing. Now some liberals say I can heal lepers and raise the dead, so you know I can make an economic policy that does not make sense work by using change and hope, and hope for change, so that it does make sense. By increasing taxes while giving 95% of people tax cuts will solve all problems and definitely bring about change.

A young Obama. Either enraged at his lack of acceptance or stoned out of his mind. You decide.

Obama on foreign policy:
Kenya is high on my list of important countries to visit. I will also visit some white countries as well. I will also visit Canada but only when it's warm. I would visit Mexico except they all moved here. Also Even though they didnt vote for me >; I will recognize Alaska and open an embassy there. I will never recognize Israel or New York City.

And this is a short clip of Obama acheiving enlightenment from the all Holy Mr. T.

Rumors said that this then led him to be inspired in becoming a president.

Let It Be

2008-11-02T19:19:00.000+08:00

Hosanna

2008-10-21T18:06:00.007+08:00

Thanks Fookie!

For being my mom and giving me consent to go to a church camp =.=

No, I'm not a Christian but I do drink on occasions with Jesus. Especially Christmas.

and No! Not that my mom doesn't allow me to go church. I'm just too lazy to tell her back then.

Hey Jesus! Ol' Friend! I'm coming to see ya.

Dismembered Pudge

2008-10-19T18:42:00.008+08:00

Just got out from SJMC,
In case some of you don't know, I've gotten my appendices removed.
Of all times, it just had to be during exams. Well, at least I'm a fast healer. Doc allowed me to come out quick. So yea... Now feeling all dreadful and soon facing exams.
Whoop-dee-doo!

Fei asked me to keep it in a jar. Sorry babe, just as I remembered wanting to tell the doc, the anesthetics started kicking in so off I went to lalaland! Can't show you the disgusting shit. You're still a fetish fag...

Parents just left, mom cooked some fish porridge.
Yea, and thanks to those who came to the hospital to visit me.
Totally touched. Great to know true friends still exist.
Thanks Xing for the Simpsons book and newspapers!
Thanks Wyn, Jason and Chern! For texting me during the lonely nights!
Thanks Yang Sik! For sending me off to the hospital! Without you I might be so dead. Your free meal awaits you :P

Anyway,
Morphine rocks!
Go downers!

Blahhh

2008-10-14T18:59:00.001+08:00

There's a difference between boredom and emptiness...

sjfbv@&#&*T

2008-10-08T12:43:00.009+08:00

OK. Enough of deep talk. The reason why I'm expressing all this deep shit is because good old dad tryna make me study by pow-ing away my laptop. So no pictures of me going out getting high and crazy. Well dad! just so you know... violence does not solve anything, and your motive failed. These few weeks have been like the peak of my life in 08. nights after nights... something to do, someone who'll call. Sleep is no longer a word found in my dictionary. But hey! It's the month of October! Oktoberfest baby! It's party season from october to december! I shouldn't feel bad should I? Well, to think of the bright side. Without me showing to the world what i've been busy doing. I've found my inner-self. Yes, it's even darker than Satan. Blahhh... wtf am I saying. People say that bloggers have no life... I kinda find it true. That's why you've seen me hardly updating as I'm so effing busy doing other stuffs besides sitting in front of a bright screen stalking people. and yea...some of you out there... do facebook-stalking. I know(evil grin). But you dont know that i know and that everyone elses know... teehee! Well, and you Losers out there that are reading my Loser-blog. No hard feelings ... come pwn me in a game of DOTA and i'll let u do the talking on my blog... Booooyahhhh! The truth is I'm eff-ing bored after hours nesting in the library cramming one and a half year's work in 2 weeks for the major exams FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! Kanina. I'm so dead.

Shadow

2008-10-05T14:05:00.002+08:00

When you chase it, it runs away from you.
When you turn your back against it, it follows you.

If - Rudyard Kipling

2008-09-28T12:59:00.000+08:00

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

1+0+0 = 1

2008-09-20T09:45:00.003+08:00

When I go to churches, I praise God.

When I go to temples, I praise God.

When I go to mosques, I praise God.

When I go to clubs, I worship God.

One God. We are one...

Christian the Lion

2008-09-02T23:39:00.000+08:00

If this aint love then I don't know what love is.

Decisions

2008-08-30T15:58:00.011+08:00

Ever thought where does your current life lead you to?
Ever thought that if you would to change one thing in your life.
Just one...

Will it affect another person in a different way?
Will it make a change in that person?
Will it be for the better or the worst?

I've learned that in life, we all make decisions.
Some decisions we make that we aren't really proud of.
Some decisions we make to protect our loved ones.
Even if it's the wrong decision.

What about the decisions that made our days seemed brighter?
That made us feel like there's sunshine everywhere?
What about the decisions that were soon to be made?
How are we to think wisely and make the right one?

The thing is, we never really know.
Life has all it has to offer.
It's for us to learn and find out.

We are so intelligent, yet we make the right and wrong choices all the time.
If we knew all the answers to life, there would be no questions to be asked,
and we wouldn't be talking anymore.

If you take a closer look at a person, you might see a little light in them.
A little joy, a short caption of his/her smile, a glimpse of the moment,
and you just cant help but to smile back,
and if you're lucky enough, you might just see a little bit of you in them.

The point is,
We're just humans, and we feed on feelings.
No matter how hard life is, never stop fighting.
Never give in as LOVE is a powerful thing that makes us do crazy things for the people you care.

Phone call at 2.15A.M.

2008-08-26T17:15:00.006+08:00

Ever thought who your true friends are?
When life comes rushing at you from outta the darkness.
Who would you choose to face it with?
Will it be someone you trust?
Will they be wise?
When life comes rushing at you from outta the darkness.
Is there someone in your life you can count on?
Someone who will watch over you when you stumble and fall?
And in that moment even give you the strength to face your problems alone.
I wished I could spend more time talking to you.
Wished I could turn back time to spend more hours with you.
So I sigh to myself,
and I want you to know,
I'm just a phone call away.

One

2008-08-24T15:17:00.004+08:00

In life, I believe that in order for two halves to be a whole,

One of each has to be whole.

Bros frm another Ma

2008-08-23T14:49:00.003+08:00

This post is dedicated to two of my crazy bros.

Friends forever that's what we are.

I always imagine what life would have been without both of you guys in class.

The joy and laughter we shared.

The crazy things we do.

The ROUNDING sessions we had in college.

The crazy outta the blue roadtrip to PD before exams.

The tables overturned and sliding down stairways in college.

The puke both of you dared me to drink for 15bucks. I drank.

Picking up chicks at random places.

Moments like these would be remembered.

PEACE.

2008-08-20T18:19:00.000+08:00

This is what I love, and can't stop lovin'.
Get wasted at partys, from 9 till 7 in the morning.
I live for the music, rollin' blunts, feelin' high, gettin' loaded
- or take some pills and go to La La Land.
Spendin' all my money on dope and extreme high price tickets.
But in the end, it's all worth it.
I like to live in my own world. Fuck regular life! Fuck the '9-to-5' job!
I'm totally enjoyin' every moment, every hour, every minute.
That's what I do at Fridays and Saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously?
I just want to do, what I like to do! Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society!
It's my own world, I just want to hear the music.

I think the whole system fucking sucks.
everybody's working their fucking ass up during the week,
getting totally fucking stressed out - So what's wrong, and what's right?
I live for the weekend, I live for hard styles, I live for hardstyle baby!

Showtek - FTS(Fuck The System)

Feelings

2008-08-10T14:21:00.001+08:00

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Olden days of ShakeSPEAR

2008-08-04T19:41:00.005+08:00

Was chatting with a fellow mate from highschool. Well I find this conversation so amusing that I just have to share it with ya'al. Man catching up seems fun!

I - - says:
ngek
I - - says:
still got late night excursions ah
naes says:
wtf is excursions
naes says:
dont come and bombard me with bombastic language
I - - says:
fk la
naes says:
i shall not tolerate such behaviour!
I - - says:
wei
I - - says:
u see la
I - - says:
try going tru 5 months
I - - says:
with only english classics and shakespeare for comfort.
I - - says:
seriously rip your speech man
naes says:
knowledge is powwa
naes says:
try thee words on thy gurls
I- - says:
deng
I - - says:
thou knowest that shalt not prevail.
naes says:
for a humble person does not call himself humble
naes says:
hahahaha
I - - says:
that, i simply can only agree
I - - says:
for truth is just a lie for the fools.
naes says:
for agree not... are the minds of fools
naes says:
zomg
I - - says:
ngek
naes says:
pwnz
I - - says:
ur're addicted man
I - - says:
jajaja
naes says:
addicted to what? sex? em..of course?
I - - says:
i practically prawned Mrs.Y in chem class
naes says:
lol
naes says:
tat swine?
I - - says:
that lame bitch is teach form6 ! for gold veins
I - - says:
yet she gives us lump of mudluts
I - - says:
her class
naes says:
ah blashmephy!
naes says:
good riddance!
I - - says:
i confirm travest into wonderland
naes says:
for i shall bid my symphaty on thy, patience is ones key to virtue my friend
I - - says:
numbers is no joke, esp. for dreamers.
naes says:
lol! wtf m i saying man
I - - says:
er
I - - says:
bah, humbug!
naes says:
lol!
I - - says:
the mummy 3 was retarded
naes says:
lol
naes says:
you have seen much
I - - says:
seriously
I- - says:
fking
I - - says:
funny
naes says:
please do not enlighten my path...for i have many questions unanswered
naes says:
which i shall seek...
naes says:
with my own
naes says:
mighty
naes says:
STAFF
naes says:
of eternal HIGH
I - - says:
jajaa
I - - says:
u haven't seen it!
I - - says:
spoilerrrr!
naes says:
hahahhaa
naes says:
owned
Ixian - - says:
prawned is more like it
naes says:
lol
naes says:
wtfs excursions la
I - - says:
jeng jeng jeng
I - - says:
next time
I - - says:
if wanna go out at night
I - - says:
give this lame reason
I - - says:
im going on a nightly excursion to discover the night lights
naes says:
wtf
naes says:
wtf does it mean man!
I - - says:
teh nightlights!
I - - says:
better yet, nature's beauty!
naes says:
i mean excursion you dick
I - - says:
aiyo
I - - says:
lawatan.
I - - says:
fk man
I - - says:
get an oxford
naes says:
lmao! owned
naes says:
my only dictionary is the memory in my head which lies gently on my mighty throne of pubes
I- - says:
tmnuts suck.
I - - says:
i wanna get out of this shithole soon.
I - - says:
seriously, it's a fucking cell.
naes says:
lol
I - - says:
and my warden = teh big momma
naes says:
all thanks to BARISAN for that
naes says:
remember... whatever it is that you're complaining of
naes says:
blame it on BARISAN
I - - says:
lol wtfxD
I- - says:
brb, cooking up some shit for the ol' barrel.

The Beginning

2008-07-22T14:42:00.002+08:00

I shall leave my blog idle once again.
I have too many things to do.
All my days are packed like sardines.
Events after events.
I'm tired :/
I need to settle down my thoughts.
Where am I heading.
How my actions impact others.
How can I make a difference in this world.
Ever wondered how small are we in this tiny little planet?
So small like the grains of sand.
I want to be a part of the movement.
6.7 billion people and counting.
That's how tiny we are.

Mafia Trade

2008-07-14T20:19:00.001+08:00

Tell me this is fucking good.

Made by locals weh... UTAR students... Malaysia Boleh!

Working again as a Cocktender

2008-07-14T19:03:00.002+08:00

Ahhh!

Gonna start working again.

As a?

Bartender.

Shaking cocks...

At?

Hennessy Artistry event.

Heard it's only for VIP

meh... who cares, I get paid to enter.

Ahhh the amount of chicks!

Life

2008-07-11T17:00:00.002+08:00

Ernest Hemingway once said,

"The world is a fine place, and it's worth fighting for"

I agree with the second phrase.

Today is a PRESENT, tomorrow is a MYSTERY

2008-06-25T15:12:00.011+08:00

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

– Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125, tr. Walter Kaufmann

Sometimes, humans take pride in themselves so much that they find life all meaningless again. Yes, I do believe in a higher power. A power so great that we, humans nor the Holy Bible, the al-Quran, or the Tripataka scriptures can fully grasp and comprehend. This ADDICTION towards curiosity is the reason that make ones life all meaningful again.

Is it love, success or fame that matters? Or is it just the thrill of achieving it? We as humans are so morbid. Morbid to the fact that they do the things that is so unimaginable to others without even noticing it themselves.

Morality is just an adjective, just like size, height or weight. There is no scale to it. Some may call a truck big and some may call it small. It all depends on how a person perceives things. What we do might be wrong for others but RIGHTEOUS to himself.

Einstein invented the nuclear, was his intentions good or bad? Neither. It was his curiosity that drives him into discovering it.
We, as humans are the architects of our own destiny, and I believe that faith is non-existent. The meaning of life can only be defined clearly with the word CURIOSITY.

Existentialism

2008-06-25T14:43:00.002+08:00

"I could not become anything: Neither bad nor good, neither a scoundrel nor an honest man, neither a hero nor an insect. And now I am eking out my days in my corner, taunting myself with the bitter and entirely useless consolation that an intelligent man cannot seriously become anything; that only a fool can become something."

Fyodor Dostoeovsky,
Notes from Underground.

2008-06-22T18:04:00.000+08:00

OMG NERDS ARE RULING THE WORLD!

2008-06-18T10:22:00.002+08:00

Everything you want you know you got
Girl you know you gotta stop
always talking bout what you got~
always talking bout what you got~
Girl you know you needa stop

Nothing Else Matters

2008-06-10T05:00:00.008+08:00

The Singapore Great Sale here I come!
Well, its 5am and I haven't sleep yet, don't know what's bothering me.

Nowadays I feel damn hardcore.
Listening to Hardstyles soothes my soul.

I present you, DJ Zany - Nothing Else Matters
It's a HIT song from Metallica.
Very meaningful can die T_T
-------------------------------------------------

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I dont just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I dont just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No nothing else matters

a sense of belonging

2008-06-08T23:25:00.010+08:00

Yes!!! I feel restless, I don't know why!

Maybe because I've been craving for ikan bakar.
This is what I call ADDICTION.

Well I've been in France for the past few days and now I'm leaving for Singapore in less than 40hours.

Here's a pic in case you don't believe :P Yes I put the "you" in red just so you know who I'm referring to :P

By the way, here's a new brother from another mother I met in McDonalds while I was studying there every night, literally! He really inspired me to study real hard. He's so cool even the staff actually knows him. Sometimes he even gets free refill drinks. Not only that, he's hygienic, he bathes in the toilet in MCD's, don't believe come Subang 24-hour drive-thru MCD beside Shell petrol station. You can see him there EVERYNIGHT!

*STONED*

Now that my AS is over, I feel so... Lost.
To be honest with you, I have so many plans in mind before the exams.
Yet all I wanna do now is just chill. I guess the exams left a deep impact that is still traumatizing me.

Oh well, time heals all wounds right?

Petrol Naik, Electric Naik, Only My Dick Tarak Naik

2008-06-04T22:33:00.010+08:00

MAHAI!!!

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi on Wednesday announced price hikes for petrol, diesel and electricity.

He said the new price for petrol is RM2.70 a litre, effective midnight tonight. The price goes up by 78sen from the current RM1.92, a hike of 40%. 40%!!! That's like half of an increment! Walaneh, he wants to kill us all is it? Better buy an A-Bom and nuke the entire Malaysia! TIUUUUU

Abdullah also announced that the price of diesel would be increased by RM1 from RM1.58 to RM2.58

He also said that Tenaga Nasional Bhd would be raising electricity rates by 18% for homes and 26% for business users.

The announcements are part of the new fuel subsidy plan.

One word to describe how I feel, KANINA!!!

Not only because I'm furious of the price hike in PETROL, but also thanks to the stupid plan, kiasu people in KL is que-ing up to fill in Petrol into their vehicles and thus cause a fcking huge jam everywhere!

This is what people have commented during today's incident:

☭*LiaNgz*☭ says:
pak lah is a fascist now
☭*LiaNgz*☭ says:
mahathir communist
☭*LiaNgz*☭ says:
pak lah fascist

I LOVE YOU PAK LAH!!! HIDUP PAK LAH!!! says:
sbb petrol naik
I LOVE YOU PAK LAH!!! HIDUP PAK LAH!!! says:
dah naik bangang la
Naufal says:
byk naik kan?
I LOVE YOU PAK LAH!!! HIDUP PAK LAH!!! says:
kotek aku tak naik jer
Naufal says:
itu pun akan naik under pak lah
Naufal says:
normal la
Naufal says:
prices increasing whole world
Naufal says:
but kote org tua pun boleh naik dgn pak lah ni

donnos~ says:
back to stone age =.=

m a r k.<尔伟迈> -街上个个手牵手,为何不是你和我? says:
now the petrol price is increasing again
m a r k.<尔伟迈> -街上个个手牵手,为何不是你和我? says:
all i know that paklah is a fucking brainless pig

Meh... Can't even eat my dinner in peace thanks to all the horns from the traffic jam. Mahai. I ate my dinner 3 hours late thanks to Pak Lah making jams around KL! and I bet everyone else who wants to eat out tonight suffered as much as I did!

*Aiyo Sei lorh! Everything NAIK, soon I'm gonna TURUN lorh!*

Now since everything's gonna naik, hehehehe... I'm gonna ask for a increase in my pocket money to 40%~ Hehehehe! Ornot how to survive!?

Maybe I'll just start my own business, selling bicycles... Who wanna joint-venture?

(eh ISA don't find me ok? This is all a joke. Go catch Mat Selamat)

So Out of the Game

2008-06-04T19:14:00.005+08:00

SEAN!
Stop Eating Everytime!
Die la die la!
Gonna go Singapore for a shopping spree but...
How am I gonna fit into all of those damn clothes!
How to get all the women lar aiyooo.

farkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
(Reminds myself not to cook anymore and start gymming!)

I think I should buy a size smaller for every piece of apparel I try out, just for motivation :)

CARDIO WORKOUT PLAN coming up!!! Anyone wanna jog with me back in Sitiawan?
2 hours a day jogging and 1 hour in the gym.

COOKIES!

2008-05-20T22:41:00.005+08:00

Apart from studying my ass off and sulking,
I thought of doing something more productive.
Yes, in case you people don't know.
I cook.
Yes a girl who cooks is definitely qualified to be... you know... erm... My Maid! :)

Yes I've been cooking a lot lately. Baking, frying, steaming, stir frying... You name it! Currently majoring in SALMON fish. I don't have pictures to show you though, Laptop's back in Sitiawan.
Didn't you guys notice I haven't been uploading pictures in my blog? Duh!!!

But seriously, my food is TEH BOMB! Some of you guys might just be the lucky few who had became my lab mice. *Evil Laugh*

Been beggin Adila to teach me how to bake cookies but she only teach her loved ones :(
Oh well, since she's being such a stuck up I guess I'll just have to experiment it myself :)
Oh yes that would be fun! Cookies up for grab! Who wants? Oh did I forget to mention it's magical?

MOS

2008-05-18T00:14:00.001+08:00

Whooottt

Heard MOS will be at Sunway!

Can't wait can't wait!

Republic/Barcelona/Coco Banana you guys are going down baby!

I'm having a love/hate relationship

2008-05-13T23:58:00.007+08:00

Ahhh asfns kjsdfnvsd!!!

Dear A-Levels,

I know I have not been spending much time with you, but do you seriously need to do this?

Why are you being so bitchy at times. I'm trying real hard to please you ok? Everyday I go to the library until I even smell like the library. Ok I have to admit I always go there to use the computer to facebook and blog la. At least I entered the library right? It's the thought that counts! Nasi lemak would have understood me better.
To be honest with you ok? I wish I could really kill you right now, you're getting annoying already! Thinking that you seek attention that I will give it to you? The more you seek my approval the more I hate you! bahh! This kinda hate I just can't describe it. It's like BENCI TAHAP DEWA MAK OI!

Even tho I did not open your books and left "national size swimming pools" on your pages, I did try right? I tried so hard to be kind to you but you have to ruin it all! Did you know how much time I've spent on you when I could be socializing and having quality time with my friends? Heck, I even fore go TIESTO just to accompany you! and what did I get? QUESTIONS I NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

The main reason can be blamed on the morning nasi lemaks, but nasi lemak is being nice. Thank GOD the Nasi Lemak ain't complaining like you did! That's why I like nasi lemak so much. Unlike the pissy you! Why can't you just be as tasty or as aromatic as nasi lemak?

Please leave me alone now A-levels, you know me and Zin rather fck a goat than doing your stupid pathetic, GODKNOWSWATREASONIHAVETODOIT, examinations? Oh wait, you ask me to blame it on the people who created you? To be exact, the British examination board?? Why not I just blame my own race(the chinese people) in China to create the first Examination-based education system? Oh wait... maybe I'll just kill the Qing Dynasty's Emperor for being the bitch. Eh... the emperor died long time ago lah. Bah I'll just kill the entire family-tree of the Qing Dynasty lah! FCK U!

I'm breaking up with you A-Levels! You will never see me for good again! I have NASI LEMAK now! My true love and nothing can stand between us!!!!

Never Was Yours,
Sean Saw

EMO kaokao post

2008-05-10T01:38:00.008+08:00

Whoa! Check this out! This is good SHIT!
Was checking out for some club hits and I stumbled upon this!
Heck you can even fengtao to it without XTC.

Johnny Vicious ROX

TIESTO IS OVERRATED!
Ok fine so I can't go to Tiesto thanks to friggin exams, that's why I'm sulking here.
Bet Bob and Pariah stuffing cox into tight asses right now.
Bummer
F@%King Ch&#B4!@#E$#@$#

PS! I'm not a Britney fan! Just a Jonny V worshipper!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

How emo are you?

2008-05-07T16:57:00.001+08:00

You are 0% Emo!

You aren't emo at all. You like to see the brighter things in life, and if you have a favorite color, it certainly isn't black. You probably haven't a clue who Hawthorn Heights is.

How Emo Are You?
Make a Quiz

2008-05-07T00:13:00.002+08:00

How to pick up chicks in the mall?

step 1. Throw a teddy bear.

step 2. Let her pick it up.

step 3. Need I say more?

(No I didn't do it in the mall. Someone else did. Couldn't believe it work so well.)

Call me shallow. Oh yea

Karma

2008-05-06T16:23:00.000+08:00

Every line has a story.
What's yours?

Culture Shock

2008-05-06T12:41:00.009+08:00

Has anyone ever tried changing into long pants in public just to enter a club?
Try it. It rocks! :]

I did it right outside One U. Everyone was like ZOMGWTFFTW!

My friend was like ROLFLMAOLOL.

and I was like EHNEVERSEENBEFORESUCHAHUGECOCKIZIT? O.o

That's why I don't like the clubbing scene in Malaysia.
People here are just so... conservative? Chicks here try so hard to act like skanks by showing every part of their skin and yet they just sit there sending wrong signals! Pftt...

All they do is bring cameras into the club. Smoke a few ciggs, camwhore til God-knows when with slutty pics and call it a fun night. Sheesh. Call me shallow, but don't you guys think it defeats the purpose of going to clubs. Isn't clubbing about meeting new people? Widening social networks?

Sadly, in Malaysia. Everyone goes in groups and hang out with the people they already know. I'd rather chill at bars with a few friends nowadays.

The reason is because it ain't as noisy as clubs. So conversations would take place easily.
Ever felt like if someone has known you forever when you only talked to them for only a couple of hours, and when you're about to leave the bar. Suddenly the girl was like, "hey do you wanna go to this club. I have a couple of bottles left there?" Now that's what I call quality time.

Anyway, I suppose day time would be best to meet new people now as at night everything's just so fast. What say you?

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

2008-05-01T15:26:00.001+08:00

New Favourite Song

Noises Off Cast + Crew

2008-04-21T22:07:00.005+08:00

NOISES OFF!

The plot revolves around struggling actors trying to put on a performance. The play will showcase what happens backstage, the drama, and the many surprises that will keep you entertained.. Definitely!

Director(s): Mr. Mark K and Ms. Erin

Tiara Jacquelina & Joe Hasham and Faridah Merican will be invited as the guest. Don't know who are they? Google it.

It's for charity so please come support my friend. Mainly Fei.(uowemebitchforpromoting)
RM10 only.

Venue: Purple box Theatre, Taylors ADP building.
Date: 8th (7pm) , 9th (7pm) , 10th (2pm and 7), 11th (2pm) of MAY
Pick a day of your choice.
Tickets can be purchased at Taylors Main Campus Guard House.
Datanglah beramai-ramai. Make sure you bring rotten eggs and tomatoes(can be bought from me for RM2each).

For more info, visit Noises Off Facebook Group.

How We ROLL

2008-04-14T14:36:00.014+08:00

Back in Sitiawan for Cheng Beng.Ann. My sis, being fly at the age of 10.

I assume holding smelly sticks are fun, since everyone is smiling.

The Grandpa and Grandma I never met.

Looking really peaceful and Cinapek. My grandpa used to do a lot of charities from what I heard. He contributed in building Nanhwa, ACS, Dindings High and a lot more other schools. Respect yo!

Me momma and sis. This is how Sitiawan people sit :P

A fraction of the family clan at work.

Me have weed inside me house.

If money is obtained that easily in heaven, please burn me 1000sexslaves,20Lambourghini, 20 Ferrari, 5 Castles built with Gold Bricks and of course a Vespa?

Me uncles + MillionsGazillionsBillionsTrillionsKNNCCBLANCAWLIONS of fake money on the floor. I think a piece of kompiang(a local hockchew delicacy) costs about $10000000 up in heaven due to hyperinflation caused by the surpluses of Hell Notes.

Phaik Yean and Jin.

Ah Tut a.k.a. Gavin a.k.a. Sifu.
These 3 are the only few cousins I know. The rest, I pretended that I know all of them, the trick is to never call them by their names. Just use "HEY".

Selling worms. For?

Fishing la! Sitiawan people know the meaning of life.

Sitiawan people eat the craziest shit. This dish contains fish bladder and trust me it rocks! Ever tried iguana meat? Or rabbit's meat? Wait til you see my maternal grandma.
Me mom cooks. She rocks, can YO MAMA multi task?
She works, cooks, yoga, climb mountains and of course watches Korean Drama like any other momma. I REPEAT! KOREAN DRAMA'S are SO EMO SIAL

Kiam Chai TU KA(Salted Vege Pork Shank?) Now you guys know how I get my body frame? Nar just kidding, I don't eat pork.

Shark's fin.

Prawns. Too bad we have to sacrifice them for fish. Some ended up in Fookie's stomach. His dad fried it :(

Sitiawan has weird-assed peanuts. Narrr, just joking.

Home-made prawn storage device made by Ging with plastic bags and oxygen pump.

ZePrice for Prawns

So yeah, this is how we as SITIAWAN peeps, ROLL~

Sigh... leaving for Subang in 20mins time :(

Sitiawan

2008-04-13T15:09:00.019+08:00

Somehow I feel attached to this place.

I feel a sense of belonging.
No matter how bored I am.
I just feel like I want to be here.

I guess at some point.
We have to move on with life.
To try different things.
To taste different flavors.
To smell different scents?!*idunuwtfimsayingplsslapme*
To make different friends.
To do something great.

Why do humans contradict themselves?

Sometimes I ponder upon astaka's bb court alone
Until my face turned tomato red.

Then I found out that.
For me,
planning always kill away all the fun.
Life would have been so routinized and mundane.

I've made tons of lists of the things I am going to do. Yet, sometimes I wish to rip them all away and do whatever that I feel like doing at the moment.

For now,
All I need are friends, whose forever young at heart.
Who imagines the world only as a Toy Factory.
Someone who live their days as if it's their last.

Life's a game, play hard.

Lalalala

2008-04-10T23:39:00.004+08:00

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. " -- Chris Rock

Yes I'm crazy too... since the world is full of crazy people.
Let's be whacked! Life's short to live a dull day.

Let's do the things no one has ever done.
It's time to bust a move SEAN! Making a list now...
*scribbles*

Have you ever had this feeling like something big is going to happen?
Something inside you that's asleep is ready to be awaken?
Something that makes you feel like you're reborned.
I want to live life for bigger things!
Call me whack, cause I am.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Bwahahhaha! Crapping is good to enhance creativity.
Whatever.
Being random again.

Cheers

2008-04-09T20:01:00.004+08:00

Something I wanted to post up long ago.
This is so hilarious I laughed until all the rice came out of my nose when I was eating.

Thai people are just plain creative. Speaking of Thailand, I'm leaving for Thailand this Saturday for the water festival! I'll update you guys on it soon k? I promise this time, my fellow loyal readers.

Kickin' it Back To Ol'Skool

2008-04-04T05:00:00.011+08:00

No words, just pics taken by me with skillzorz. Fck the DIGITAL era. Me take pictures with film. Me is ol'skool :]

The rise of LOMO

2008-04-01T23:16:00.001+08:00

Sean just spent rm300 on his new hobby. He might change his blog link too :)

Hey Jude

2008-03-27T04:16:00.002+08:00

I want this kid!

So cute can die! I don't care if I have to kidnap him or just make a baby like him. I want want want him!

The Glory of Sparta

2008-03-22T02:09:00.015+08:00

So, after some stressful studying in the library (and some facebooking) me and my bitches went to AC for some heavy feasting. Just like the Spartans before the war.

As King Leonidas a.k.a. Sean once quote, "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"

My Godspeed hands, that's how Spartans feast. Jason doesn't know what's the use of fork and spoons, well. As a Spartan, they were trained from young to use their hands as fork/spoon/sword/shield/ass wipes/kleenex and basically everything else under the roof.

Chia Chern scratching his nuts for some extra flavor. Err, not so Spartan... but what the heck.

Suleiman: They look thirsty!
Jason: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the cliffs!

Messenger: What makes this woman think she can be in this blog?
Yvonne: because only Spartan women give birth to real men. =.="

My shirt says that I'm vegetarian :)

After the feast. It's time for war!

Beer and Cigarettes are complimentary goods. Hey I studied my Economics :)

Along came Mozyn, a fellow Spartan.

After that, I forgot which nutcrack gave the idea of going Genting and everyone decided to tag along.
Spartan women drives!

The 300 King Xerxes and his minion.

King Leonidas, Dilios and his son.

Why is Leonidas together with Xerxes? Is it a scandal? No one will ever know.

Xing, drinking "holy water" from a Spartan Greek God before the war.

She have this fetishes for statues, don't ask me why. But come on please, it's too big for u larh!

Jason amazed by what is known as the lighter. They don't have them in Sparta. So I gave it to him.

This is a ritual all Spartans have to go through before becoming what is known as a real MAN.
When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected
This is how real MEN sits after the ritual.

MORE OF LEONIDAS AND XERXES HAVING AN AFFAIR CAUGHT RED HANDED!
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King Leonidas: You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips.
Getting horny. Spartans can survive in harsh cold weather. Getting Bollywood-ish for King Xerxes. His fetish, I'm a slave following orders.
Bollywood cock-stare. (Ok, so I burnt my eyelashes lighting a ciggy, Happy Jason?!)
Yeap, Leonidas is the masculine one while Xerxes, the feminine :)I don't know why am I doing this, it's so humiliating.
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Leonidas trying to see the future without the help of those perverted Oracles.

Went back to Subang for some mamak and pool in AC until 4am.
Yeap, that's life here.
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
HAA-OOH! HAA-OOH! HAA-OOH!

Disconnected Soul

2008-03-21T14:48:00.008+08:00

What happened to the good old days of meeting up just to talk?
I hate talking over the phone. In fact, it's really ANNOYING!

It makes us all feel so disconnected with reality.
It doesn't feel the same over the phone.
I don't really like picking up my calls anymore.
So don't call me, text me and tell me when are we going to meet up. If not, don't bother calling at all!

Call me old-fashioned, in fact I wish I could live in the 60's or 70's where there aren't any cellular phones or the internet. Did you know for every hour people spent using the Internet, their face-to-face contact with friends, coworkers, and family fell by 24 minutes? We stay in touch at arm's length. You can't get a hug or a kiss over the internet.

Another wave that has been crippling the human society are the two little tiny headphones from and iPod. People I see around are dazed, lost in any scads of tunes on their personalized playlists/podcasts, oblivious to whats going on around them, tuned out to everyone they go by, blocking off raw contact with the bustle of life.

When I was young, I used to cycle around the park talking to every kid I see. It doesn't matter how big our differences were, we still communicate through simple basic English and body language. We enjoyed every moment of it. Every evening all of us will come out and gather at the park. The joy, the fellowship. That's what kept me from being outside most of the time. Guess I'm more towards being an outdoor person. Perhaps it's one of my main reasons of existence. To reach out to one another, to communicate, to be feel the presence of one another, to be touched. I just want you all to know that everyone I met left a great impact in my life. Be it enemies or friends for life.

So! Please call only if it's important, from now onwards I don't want to chat over normal stuffs like the weather or how your cute little puppy finally learn how to pee outside of the house over the phone. No I'm not scolding anyone or mentioning names here but you know who you are. If you're angry, meet up with me and have a nice hot coffee and we'll talk about how life used to be :)

Peace.

She's the One

2008-03-17T17:33:00.002+08:00

I saw her picking her nose
in the car next to me
she thinks I didn't see
but I clearly saw her

I saw her picking her nose
like no one was there
that's the kind of girl I want
a girl who doesn't care

Two fingers up there
is better than one
If I could help you pick your nose
then I think I'd found the one.

I think I like you
I think I like you....a lot
oh you're so cute
the way those fingers move
I think I like you....a lot

She starts driving
I follow her
she rolls down her window and said
are you my soul-mate, sir?

Then I show her my fingers
moldy green with crust
she sees that I'm aged perfection
I park, she picks me up

So later that night, we end up
covered in beautiful, beautiful, stuff~
boy ain't life good
I think I'm in love

Nirvana/Enlightenment/Whatever you call it

2008-03-17T09:46:00.004+08:00

Life somewhat seem colorful again.
Gosh! Can't wait! This anticipation. It's so exciting!!! Haven't felt that good in a long time. I just cant describe it! I'm feeling like a gazillion bucks.
Perhaps it's because I finally knew what I want in life.

Well, just being random again, in the college library, trying to blog just for the sake of updating. Patience fellow readers as I'm very very very busy.
Another master plan to dominate the world? Muahahahaha! Well, just stop, look and listen :}

P.S.
Yes, I'm the real Superman, Clark Kent is a sham.

Annoying Quiz

2008-03-11T20:21:00.008+08:00

To hell with all those quizzes! Tagged by Fookie

I think this will be the last quiz I'll do in my life.
You have to type the 1st thing that
comes to mind whenever you hear these
things.

You can’t think and go back and change
your answers.

1. Beer: Chi Khan

2. McDonald's: Evil

3. Relationships: Fun

4. Purple: EMO

5. Power Rangers: Ol' time favourite Idol

6. Weed: I'm vegetarian :]

7. Steroids: Death

8. Cartoons: Spongebob!

9. The President: Bush

10. 5 People to do this Quiz. : I WILL NOT TAG ANYONE BECAUSE I'M FAR TOO KIND TO MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS TORTURING QUIZ!

Selling Puma T-Shirt

2008-03-10T17:14:00.003+08:00

Nowadays the Puma brand is very famous.
Therefore I'm venturing into selling Puma merchandise.

This is just a try-out to see how the response of the demand.
I'm selling my Puma tee way below average prices.

One size fits it all!

Price = RM20

Randomness to the Max

2008-03-09T21:26:00.007+08:00

This is a way overdue video clip.
Was in Sunway with Fei I think.

Shuffling in the middle of an unknown crowd.

Being a sohai again. As you guys noticed, I was holding a plastic bag. Why lar am I always humiliating myself!

Opposition PWNZ

2008-03-09T12:40:00.010+08:00

I interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin from our on-the-spot local highlights.

Opposition has denied 2/3 majority, what's new?
For those who went to vote, give yourself a pat on the back and for those who didn't go fark yourself in the ass.
Anyway, I'm here NOT to blog about some boring results.

I'm here to give you a full cover on the top 8 reasons why BN kena tapau badly this year.
This update has never been revealed anywhere else on the news. No political analyst will ever tell you this.

Reason #1
PLUS!

The friggin tol that makes me hate driving around KL.
Know what does PLUS mean actually? Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy :]

Reason #2
Namewee

This guy is a genius, this is proof that rap ain't shit. His "Negarakuku" song has awaken all the citizens of the country. It ez sed that Pak Lah did a breakdance in tha toilet with this song but this news has yet to be confirmed.

Reason #3
Mahatir confessed Anwar did not do anything wrong.

It was all Mahatir's genius plan of throwing Anwar out to infuriate the citizen and then resign leaving all his shit to poor Pak Lah. Indeed "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibilities"

Reason #4
HINDRAF the crazy Indians with Thanni in their hands are one of the biggest influence in SamyVellu's fallout. Respect them Indians that are finally awakened. All my Indian friends around Subang having drinking parties already.

Reason #5
Samy Vellu's Birthday(8th of March in conjunction with the election day) GIFT. Him losing!!!

"Aiyoyo~ Why lar my Machas all leaving me?"

Reason #6
Government very outdated lor. See now most of the opposition parties have Websites to reach out to the youth of the nation.
Go compare for yourself if you don't believe.
Jeff Ooi

Samy Vellu

Tell me which on is more established?
Personally I think Samy Vellu's is rather dodgy cuz he's only tryna sell his books.

"What? You think I'm veli outdated? I fly to the moon with my "ROCKET" only you know~"

Reason #7
Pak Lah is filming a new movie in Australia instead of taking care of the people. Nuff said.

Reason #8
Not only Jeff Ooi can work, can speak, he can also sing!

Me <3 multi talented people :)

Anyway I interviewed a few pariah people and this is what I got.

Anyways I blurred this conversation just to keep this "Pariah's" anonymity. You guys should know who he is :P

Teleportation 2

2008-03-07T00:28:00.004+08:00

Sorry guys for the lack of updates. Been so so so busy lately. So much stuff to do this few weeks yet so little time to study and update my blog.

This is me teleporting again at the elevator of the carpark in Sunway Pyramid :P

*Credits to Cherno for being the cameraman(he wants his name on my blog)

My classmate

2008-03-05T21:19:00.005+08:00

People sometimes develop their intuition to the point where they actually believe they are psychic.

Because of their belief it wouldn't be considered immoral.

I'm saddened or rather AMUSED to say I've met such people. But they did add a little color into my life.

I prefer street magic to cold reading though.
Oh yea! Speaking of street magic I have another classmate who does street magic too! Cool huh?

Last Train Home

2008-03-04T17:13:00.006+08:00

Happy joyous moments captured in the time of my life shall be kept in the tides of my memories.

I shall not opened doors to you if you did not open yours. Trust me. Only few who truly knows who I am shall sow the pleasure of what thy reaps.

It's for those who've been around me to judge who I am and for all the new people that came into my life to discover.

I am not the passenger but rather the train, and for who I am today, might not be who I am tomorrow. Just like the tracks of the train that intersects at every point. Turning at every course of direction the driver decides.

I assure you that there are more to come and more to see in this world if you board on my train . If you missed it, it will never come back again. Your loss for not boarding on it.

*NO! THIS IS NOT A FREAKING EMO POST ABOUT LOVE! Get a life for those who thinks it is* =]

"Someday all my nights awake
They're' what I left for you
to take"

Yet another weekend.

2008-03-02T23:34:00.004+08:00

What a hectic weekend.

Hangovers after hangovers. Wished there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Those eyes.... those smile.... I think she's the reason God created women.

I Love Sushi

2008-02-28T01:33:00.002+08:00

Edison Chen :

Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love,
Or love's gonna get you down.
Say love, say love,
Or love's gonna get you down.

Anyway, Fookie sent me this link, Japanese are either lame or they're full of ethics and manners.

Voting

2008-02-25T23:04:00.002+08:00

Erections kambing

Let me dedicate a song for all the Malaysians voting out there!

Ipoh Mali vs. Sitiawan Mali.

2008-02-22T02:09:00.013+08:00

Fun night! Guess who I met when I had dinner at SS2?

Ipoh Mali's famous Point Blanc!

Someone says we look alike. Must be the specs.

Talked to him, found out he was a fun and shy guy. A Hokkien lang too!
Respect! I'll buy your album soon(if I got money la)

After that, went to Amcorp Mall's Pond, tonnes of peeps celebrating Chap Goh Meh. Girls throwing oranges into the pond for guys to scoop em' up. Cheesy way of getting numbers I'd say. Sam and Stephen dared me to get e-mails and numbers from chicks without throwing oranges, pfft, no sweat. The good thing about getting numbers directly is you get to pick on their looks. Not interested in any of them tho. So gave the numbers away to "Mr. Desperate" for free.

Turning point

2008-02-17T23:22:00.003+08:00

I actually forgot what I missed out for the past few months.

Sleep's getting better.

Food's getting tastier.

The smell of air is getting fresher.

Life's getting healthier.

It's all good!

Valentines?

2008-02-15T22:52:00.009+08:00

Valentines Day? Or single-awareness day.

I personally think Valentine's is a sham, it's a day where girls think they're superior.

However it's a great opportunity to get numbers from those who are undervalued by their ex.

I hate it. Too many expectations from the ladies.
The problem is that it's designed for a woman's needs in a relationship, not a man's

Where's the day for Men to get gifts?

And clearly all this has done is made the people who aren't in love feel inadequate, and make many those who are in love stressed out.

The funny thing is, if men gets gifts, he won't appreciate it.

I guess that makes us the one in advantage? Hurmm... Go figure

There goes my angpow money.
Still, money well spent :) Had a lot of fun.

Lifesavers 2

2008-02-13T23:53:00.007+08:00

Lol! I got this gift from some"ONE". It totally made me laugh and brighten my day.

She told me,
"Take one before you die, it won't save your life, but it sure as hell taste good!"

Hahahahaha! Got me again! Thank you for always being there! I guess sometimes we have to take life easy lah~

Btw, how'd you get lifesavers in Malaysia?! Tell me larh!

Lovebites

2008-01-31T22:40:00.000+08:00

Love bites

From Taman Sea Boys =.=

OK OK... I'm not gay... or maybe... I am...
It was just a game of paint ball.

My hands are still bleeding and trembling from the glaze of a paintball.
Remind me never to play Paint Ball at night with foggy goggles.
Overall it was a good game guys!
Sorry to the dude who ate 4-5 of my bullets at point blank. Thousand apologies!

P.S. : Prophet got the most friendly fire frags -.- You know who you are! Whoever who wore thongs to Paintball... Kinky~

If I Die Tonight

2008-01-29T17:30:00.000+08:00

If I die tonight...
What would I do with my last day?
I know I'll wake early in the morn at the break of dawn for a crack.
Then prolly go for some breakfast like I used to do.
Some Thosai, teh panas or perhaps roti chanai at Luxmi's.
With my friends from way back,
neighborhood, homies, extended family
They only know me as "my bitch".
Doing those hand shakes that bind all our mates.
Give it a hard knock just to keep it tight and locked.
With framed glasses, long curly hair, rockin on a Vespa

Sneakin' to school. Playin pranks in the back of class.

Then I'd come back to my crib,
tidy up abit...
Y'all know my room's messy Though classy

Line up my stuff, from Ipod,laptops to all my kicks.
Post it up in my blog. I think I know my homies.

And who would want which one.
Get on the phone, and holla at everybody.

It's nearly noon, gotta have lunch with the family.
Then spend the last day, I don't know...
Try to do a million other things hoping somehow,
time will slow.
I guess, what I'm tryna say is.
Take everyday like it was your last.
Work towards your dreams before you pass.
And have a blast while your at it.
Cause we don't know, when we gogo
So make the best of it. Just keep it real to yourself
and to all people, if ya'll lost somebody before
remember, there's a Sequel.

Well if I die tonight,
I wonder where I'll be tomorrow.
Nobody cry please. Push away the sorrow.
Coz I ain't being,
The best of man.
The best of friends.
The best of mom and dad's eldest son.
The best of anything.

If I die tonight,
I would like to thank
all my new frizzz who opened their doors,
to this lost lil' town boy. Of all people,
you shared them moments with me.

If I die tonight,
Would I be forgiven,
by all the people
I've been slackin with when I was living.

Those who I hurt their hearts.
Who took advantage of and even lied to.
Hug you one last time for forgiveness, yeah I would like to.

If I die tonight,
Would you feel the loss?
Tomorrow would you dial my number by accident
Then suddenly... pause...

If I die tonight
I wonder who would get
To keep all my shoes and caps
Jerseys, even my little
Stuffed pig "babisaw" too
Get my cell phone
Message everyone from A to Z
Tell em this ain't Sean
he passed away last night.
And pray he rest in peace.

She was really bubbly.
A beautiful thing I tell no lies.
From mere invisible friends
To pals real tight
Rendezvous up on the net
To chitty chat all night.
I used to think of you,
Tried to call you whenever you were free.
Thought u were lonely. I was just being silly.
Never dared to call, the fear of me, bothering you.
Until you found a new guy.
That was the time I can't sleep.
Perhaps its because things happened real quick.
The last time we met was 24th of January.
You left feelin' upset over... something
I can't remember...
I never really knew.
but your loss taught me
never to take friends for granted.
Misunderstandings
Gotta slam it quick
Death you'll never plan it.
I just want you to know
That our true friendship will never cease...
Love...

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALL MY HOMIES, FAMILY MEMBERS AND LOVED ONES.

The Double-Edged Sword

2008-01-29T00:16:00.000+08:00

Have you tried helping someone out of symphaty just to find that you got yourself into deep shit?
Yea! Assholes like me get it always. I wonder why do I even bother helping them sometimes.

Perhaps I have a soft heart?

Wished I was like the other guys with the heart as cold as stone. Maybe it will help benefit myself in some sort of way.

I Like it Hard

2008-01-29T00:02:00.000+08:00

Seriously... I don't know wtf to do!
Some said I tried too hard.
Others said I should try harder.
What a dilemma.
Well, from now onwards I shall let nature take it's course :)

Even tho I LIKE IT HARD~

Guys, which type do you fall in?

2008-01-27T23:38:00.000+08:00

Guys are basically categorized into two types,

1)The boob type

Err... no! not this kind of tits!
If you dig this, then you are in a whole new category. Refer to bestiality or Fei. Don't ask me how I know this word. Eerrr... Cuz I can't give any possible explanation how I came about knowing it.

Anyway, back to the topic!
Boobs... as in this kinda boobs I'm referring to:

Woot, soft and squishy. Oi miss! Why do you need seatbelts when you have 2 airbags in front of you? All you hum sup's out there, feeling like digging your face into it and get drowned huh?

2)The ass type

Mamamia~ This is for the guys who are the ass-type. If she happens to be walking pass me, I'll throw a 100dollar bill on the floor for her to pick up.

Personally, I am the boob type la, but I don't want it to be too big until it can punch my face lor. So guys out there! Which category do you fall in? Boobs/Ass/Animal?
Comment comment!

Well, I guess love is blind after all. You'll look at someone imperfect perfectly.

Lifesavers

2008-01-25T02:27:00.001+08:00

Help.

Anybody...

Framed!

2008-01-23T21:53:00.000+08:00

Since I'm already humiliated to bits. I might as well show you guys what Fei did when I was serving him online for 200bucks an hour.

1Guy 1Cup 1Spoon (Without a shirt)

He freaking recorded it and post it in his blog!

Call me sexy! Supposed to be shit I'm eating, but no it's not! It's Milo!

To see the real version, visit http://www.2girls1cup.com/
Don't say I didn't warn you!

Faber Drive - Second Chance

2008-01-23T21:32:00.000+08:00

Wished I had a second chance,

My last post, just for someone special.

2007-12-11T18:48:00.000+08:00

This will probably be my last post, and then, I'm going to move on with life.

A life out of the blogosphere.

A life where I can seek the "Perfect Bliss"

Well, as you all can see, Hiro Nakamura from heroes is just a fictionary character.

Today, I discovered the other side of me.

Things I never imagined I could do, my true potential!

Behold!
"This is Sean Saw, and that was attempt number 6"

Fookie! Take that! Jealous?

Goodbye blogosphere! *Teleports away*

10 Things You Do In The Exam When You Know You're Gonna Fail Anyways

2007-12-05T10:28:00.000+08:00

(1)
Bring a pillow in to sleep if someone spams your hand phone(with a word in each text message) in the middle of the night.

(2)
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

(3)
Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!!!"

(4)
Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

(5)
Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like law notes for a maths exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

(6)
Try to get people in the room to do the Mexican wave.

(7)
Bring a Guanyinma/Buddha/Jesus/Che Guevara/Bob Marley doll. Put it right next to you. Pray to it every 5 minutes.

(8)
Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Miss Sun****y Sucks”

(9)
Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam)

(10)
Do the constipated face and shout "YATAAAA!" Hand in your paper after shouting "YATAAAA!" and say "the future me did it for me already!"

Happy Birthday Fookie

2007-12-02T01:05:00.000+08:00

Nothing much to be said.

Another Birthday Wish.

TO MY BEST BUD FOOKIE!

He's 18 or so he claims.

His brain? Still the same as far as i remembered 12 years ago.

Cept for his fetishes for all the porn in the Universe.

Screw that. Now he can legally train to drink more! You better drink like you're 18! NOOB

Dissapointment

2007-12-01T11:52:00.000+08:00

Sorry mom, I have failed you once again.

I don't know how to put this in words.

Just so you know I'm gonna fuck up my exams real bad this time.

From next sem onwards, I promise I'll do my best!

No more clubbing, no more staring at the blank monitor, no more mamaking, no more pool, no more outings for a whole year!

From today onwarth. Seanth shall be knowth as The Hermith!

A1GP

2007-11-28T00:46:00.000+08:00

Over the weekend, instead of having to study for my exams for the coming week, something else came up. A1GP World Cup of Motorsport.

Man and machines, they never go apart.
Me and women, it always fail.

Andry, received a phone call and found that there are two tickets selling cheap for the A1GP race.

So he got the tickets for my birthday present. Thanks a lot bro. I get to see those tight ass babes and it's all thanks to you.

Andry was even more enthusiastic than me to go to the race. I was there pretty much for the chicks.

With our spirits high, ear plugs and tickets in our hands, we're all set to go!

As soon as we arrive, of course in my Lotus Exige as you can see below:

We saw,

A whole stretch of Lotus cars! Ish! Guess my Lotus did not stand out after all.
People are getting richer and richer day by day I tell ya.

Andry and B-Hui trotting along with the crowd.

Malaysia's car. Why yellow? Hamsap colour.

As soon as we reached the stadium,

Camwhore abit.

Then, I saw,

Wtf! Maserati as safety car?! Even cooler than my stupid Lotus.

Ferrari! As a safety car too! Daymnnn!

Malaysia, the yellow crowd. Way back!

France! The country that I support. Even though they didn't get first, they did pretty well.

Camwhored again, with the background of them racing.

My favourite turn of the Sepang track, this is where most of them overtake each other.

More camwhore with Andry so exicted with the race.

Andry was so excited that he hid behind the walls to see the race.
Too much excitement in a day for Andry to handle XD

The pictures I took at high speed with zoom mode. I'm a pro XD

Don't ask me why the hell I took pictures of my hair.

Even though Alex Yoong didn't win nuts, he climbed up the fenced and waved like a sohai to get attention. No hard feelings Alex. I know you're just handsome.

Andry, still smiling widely even after the race. Over-excited!

The crowd, not as excited as Andry.

The podium, with 1st Place, Switzerland, followed by Brazil and France! Eh? Where's France?

After that, when we were about to head home, met a few bunch angmohs pushing a cab.

Andry was kind enough to drop by and lend a hand.
Too bad there's nothing we can do as the cab is ran by Gas.

We then bid farewell and got back home.

All in all, it was a good experience. Really happy I went for the race. Thanks again Andry!

Stronger

2007-11-25T12:14:00.000+08:00

We fall, we get up, we recover and never make the same mistakes again.

What don't kill us makes us stronger.

That's life...

I Love Indomee

2007-11-23T16:16:00.000+08:00

Every night I will cook Indomee to eat if I feel lazy to go out.

Even in mamak shops, without fail I will order Indomee.

I love Indomee so much I even dreamt of Indomee.

I love it with or without vegetables.

I love it with bacon strips.

I love the texture of the mee, it's so smooth and tasty.

I love it even more if there's a cute fried sunny-side-up egg lying on those fluffy, springy noodles. If you stir the egg, the yolk breaks and blends with the noodle and when you put it inside your mouth, you feel this tingling sensation, like there's butterflies in your tummies. A moment of "Perfect Bliss"

I love Indomee so much I feel like taking her to travel the world with me.

However, the MAIN REASON I love Indomee so much is because:

IT TASTES LIKE ASS

P.S : Buntut means ass in Bahasa Malaysia

The Celebration Pt. 3

2007-11-22T14:10:00.000+08:00

FRIDAY!

The night where the real party starts!
MAISON was on fire! Not because of the Music, nor the DJ but because It was My Day!
The night where my party was officially celebrated!
The night I've been waiting for, for months.

My Madams! Always thirsty for (fill in the blanks with your own words)

3 of my Madams! Thong, Vonne and Suling!

My madams got me a cake which made me fckin touched.

Vonne even fed me the cake.

I knew it! It was too good to be true! Got squashed with the cake.

Then, I got so high! They must have baked the cake with weed.

Suddenly, I got violent! The effects of weed+alcohol.

Creamed

The Table

The people that made it all happen!

What you guys think it is?

Yea man! It's the Flaming Lambo, Courtesy from Edwin!

Thanks Edwin! Here's a shoutout to you!

Whoo! Fckin Sweet! Literally!

Wait! Not one Flaming Lambo! But two! Second one, Courtesy from my Ol-time Bud Fookie!
Edwin drank some too. If Fookie drank it he would have been dead.

Fookie! This shoutout goes to you for destroying my liver!

Eileen! I had no idea how I convinced you to come but I just wanna thank you from the very bottom! Thanks for being crazy!

Eileen with Madam!

This is what I call CLUBBING! Literally

Drunktards!

Jason's getting all tipsy with my madams.

The party animals.

I like this pic.

After clubbing, Fookie got owned! Vomitted 3 times! Too bad when I was about to take his pic, he stood up.

The sober mode after clubs. Something you can't avoid. (Fookie OWNED again)

Spotted some freakin hot shemales when we stopped by 7-Eleven, can you tell which are they?

Went for the famous pork noodles after that.
The night was all good!

Woooooooohoooooooooo

The Celebration Pt. 2

2007-11-22T00:39:00.000+08:00

During the night, party at Maison with my homies!

*Fookie's not drunk yet* No, not this night.

As usual, Thursday night was pack like sardines in a can.

Bacardi Lemon is sweet!

Eileen came along to have some fun too. She's bringing sexy back! Haven't been spending time with her since God-knows-when.

Fookie: Urrgh! The booze is starting to kick in!
Driver Ging: Hehe, I'm so smart. I didn't even drink a single drop.

Nope... Fookie's not drunk yet. Not tonight.

Thursday was a blast! Danced like there's no tomorrow. I'm going to remember that NIGHT for sure, thanks to the best dancer I've ever danced with(you know who you are)!

The Celebration Pt.1

2007-11-22T00:37:00.000+08:00

THURSDAY!

It all started on a quiet 14th of November of year 2007 when I was in class, stoning as usual.

I thought only a couple of my close mates knew it was my birthday.

Little did I know, my classmates had it all planned out!

Both Chia Chern and Jason dragged me here and there just so that my classmates had time to prepare for my birthday. They we're asking me to talk to some random chick which I don't have interest in.

*Surprised look* You guys made me grin from ear-to-ear!

Got a gift from TOPMAN! At first I thought it was some shirt. I was so so happy.
Then, I found out it was...

Nabeh! TOPMAN Underwear! Even COOLER! You guys are the best weh! Can actually read my mind.

Not only 1 TOPMAN undie, but TWO! I'm like the happiest guy on earth that moment!

Wait! There's more!

Wine!

A toast! To my brothers and sisters!

And 6 Tequila Shot Glasses for my wine!
and the UBER COOL and BIG durian cake!
What can I ask for more! You guys sent me straight to Seventh Heaven!

Sweet wine! 6 Shots hit the spot instantly

THANKS IKANO-POWER GROUP AND THE REST OF THE CLASSMATES!

The Scroll of Town Portal.

Thanks Jason for the meal!

Samantha was so happy cuz I didn't eat her food that day.

The cool people that made it all Happen!
Love you guys to BITS!

Legally Legal!

2007-11-14T13:46:00.000+08:00

Wooohooo! I'm officially 18! Now I can go Clubbing with my own IC!!!

Thanks to all for hogging up my phone line wishing me Happy Birthday during midnight!

Thanks to my beloved classmates and Ikano-Power Group! You guys know who you are, for celebrating my birthday!

Thanks Mom for the big big angpow!

You guys gave me the best day of my life!

I'll load the pictures as soon as I get them!

TENKIU TENKIU ONCE AGAIN FOR ALL THE WISHES AND GIFTS! Muahhhh

My New Toy

2007-11-10T02:24:00.000+08:00

Due to the suicidal thoughts Fei gave me, I went to a toy shop located only in Sitiawan (which I won't want to name due to copyright infringements) to buy myself a toy :)

Behold! My new and maybe last toy I would ever play again.

The electric bath duck!

It's very simple and fun to play!

It's not like some ordinary rubber duck that quacks.

Nor is it as complicated as making a bong and smoke weed with ice cubes in it(swear to God I have no idea how this came into my mind) Yet, it is a sophisticated tool one can master within a split second.

Here are the steps:

1) Bring you newly bought toy to your bathroom.

2) Open the package and throw the instructions manual into the dustbin.

3) Fill up your bath tub with water. Not oil you IDIOT!

4) Plug the rubber duck into any socket near you and throw the rubber duck into the bathtub.

5) Put one or both legs into the tub and VOILA~

Side effects such as "Shuffling without Hardstyle Trance" or "Spiking Up Your Hair Without Using Your Hands" may occur. If you're lucky you still have all your five senses, you can smell some flesh burning. Feel free to munch your fingers.

IDEAL FOR PRESENTS OF ALL EVENTS!

Place your order now and call me @ 017-5275270

My Idol

2007-11-08T15:07:00.000+08:00

Andy Mckee - She

Your music brings inner peace to my soul.

1st Tag in My Life

2007-11-02T23:12:00.000+08:00

Tagged by Suling and Thong

The most recent picture of yours:

1. A picture of you making a peace sign:

Kopitiam moments

2. A picture of you with your friend:

Kuachi and Bacardi, good old times in Sitiawan.

Forcing myself eating a whole pot of mashed potatoes and drinking coke with Sasquatch.
You should see the reaction between coke and potatoes. It explodes in your mouth.

Burial session!

Classmates! What would I be without you guys?

Homies! How can I ever forget you guys?

Homies again!

Ging! You've been with me high and low.

3. A picture of you at a weird / random place:

Check out the sign. I know it's not weird. No place is weird for me.

4. A picture of you in black and white:

As lazy as a cat.

5. A picture of you and your hair up:

Is this considered? My hair is up! Literally!

6. A picture of you with a weird face:

Something's not right up there

Hongkong feet!

Weee

7. A picture of you wearing black coloured shirt:

I wear black all the time.

Black is the new black!

8. A picture of you wearing red coloured shirt:

Jason with his cool Oakleys

My Madams!

9. A picture of you wearing green coloured shirt:

Patriotism at it's best.

The road to success is wide opened for me.

10. A picture of you with your Halloween costume:

Better be good kids! Or Santa ain't gonna give you gifts

11. A picture with your mouth open:

Puking the damn mashed potatoes. 1 whole Pot!

12. A picture with a horny sluty face:

After watching Brokeback Mountain

Horny and slutty enough?

Wait. You havent see this!

Tags!

1) Fookie (My gay-ass mother fucker homie)
2) My Ghey Dad Bobby~
3) Ming cos he ain't uploading his blog for some time!
4) Fei I want to see more pics of your for free this time!
5) Nisha! Your blog needs more pics!
6) Xing Juen! No pics of you in your blog!
7) Kimberly! Your blog's dead too!
8) Chi Khan coz he's just drunk!
9) YOU! THE ONE READING OUT THERE!!!

Confessions For Dummies

2007-11-02T22:49:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys, it's only in chinese

Addiction

2007-10-31T00:18:00.000+08:00

Dear xxx,

You may not be reading this message right now, but hopefully someday you'll visit this humble blog of mine.

I hate it when you seem so troubled yet so reluctant to tell it to those who cared.

I hate it when you try to drown yourself in your addiction just to feel that little moment of happiness.

I hate it when you're so engrossed with your addiction. That you don't even give a damn if the world falls apart.

I even hate it more when you put on your fake smiles to pose on photos.

I hate it when you're trying to show you're enjoying your goddamn life when you're not.

Whenever I see you with your addiction, I'll just smile like how you want me to. Yet deep inside of me, I'm swearing my ass to protect you if something goes wrong. To watch upon you even when you chase me away.

Whenever you tell me nobody gives a damn about your life, you forgot that you're talking to me. Am I like a wall where you can express your feelings to?

Whenever you said "who cares" it hurts me so.

Let me tell you, addictions can't bring you any further.

Let me tell you, addictions won't last forever. You will stop feeling good and it will start to hurt.

The only reason you're holding on to that addiction is because you're holding on to a false hope. A false impression that makes you think you're happy.

Let me tell you, that you are afraid of letting go. That you are still doing it because no matter how badly it hurts you, letting go hurts even more.

Whenever you keep intoxicating yourself, it saddens me. I hope this message will reach your eyes.

Every time I think of you, I ponder for hours on my bed. Wondering are you still doing strong and fine. All I wanted is to care.

Love,
Sean

THIS POST WAS INSPIRED BY XING ON HER POST TITLED "John Logie Baird"

Oktoberfest!

2007-10-28T00:56:00.000+08:00

Oktoberfest! The time of the year where you can get so drunk you won't recognize who your momma is. This festival takes place in Germany and is known as the Largest People's Fair in the World!

Well, Malaysia so happen to have it's own mini-version of Oktoberfest. The festival was held in One Utama Shopping Mall.

Wait! The best part has not to come yet.

With this 2 babies, you can actually get to enjoy...

THIS!!!
*Smoothest beer I've ever tasted I tell ya!*

Woohoo! I know you guys must be thinking "ZOMGWTFBBQ! A dollar for a beer? You kidding me? This guy must be really crazy to do anything to get readers to his blog!"

No! this is real! As real as the pain your momma had when she gave birth to you. Don't believe? Come next year la! Hahaha!

The rules are simple:
All you gotta do is use two 50cents coins and get your ass down to OneU.
One bottle per que.
Limited to 1000 bottles a day.(Friday, Saturday and Sunday)
Starting at 5pm onwards.

I planned to get fckin drunk on that day, so I sacrificed 1 week of not going to Asia-Cafe to play foos.

It was so cheap, I even plan to tapao some for my neighbour.

Sadly, the que is so god damn long I only manage to get 3 bottles in 45 minutes :(
After that, the beer got sold out. Oh well, there's always next year.

P.S. : Fei you fucking late ass. Pow-ed my beer somemore.

The Flaming Lambo

2007-10-24T16:48:00.000+08:00

I've been seeing a lot of flaming lambos around. For instance, in ChiKhan's and Ashleighhhh's blog.

Since a lot of you guys have been asking me how to make it, I decided to teach u guys how to make one. How kind of me right?

Steps:

(1) Go to any toy store near your place.

Preferably, this shop.

I know... the signboard of this shop is really disturbing. Must be some lalaz dreamz to openz this shopz. Oh yea, the worst part is, it does not sell any dildos or condoms. Really really disturbing. By the way this shop is located somewhere in Subang.

(2) Get a Lamborghini replica

This should be easy. Get the cheapest u can find.

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(3) Set it on fire!

Bwahahahhaha! and that's how you make a Flaming Lamborghini! For more recipes, do e-mail me at lipsean@hotmail.com

Life's a Game

2007-10-23T02:27:00.000+08:00

You're chasing fame
You're getting lame
They're giving names,
Oh what a shame,
and in the end,
you're just piles of grains.

-Life's a game, play it well.-

Happy Birthday Sarah

2007-10-19T14:02:00.000+08:00

This blog post is dedicated to you.

She's turning 19 on 20th Oct

Thanks for the good times we all had!

The Vesparian Army

2007-10-16T20:37:00.000+08:00

My Vespa is fully Pimped~ After four friggin months...
and now, to pose with it~

Anyway anyone out there who wanna buy Vespa, you can call me @ 017-5275270
Best price will be given.

"High" School Musical 2

2007-09-15T15:03:00.000+08:00

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Ok didi and meimeis! Your all-year-awaiting Kiddo Bullshiat movie is out in Disney Channel!

Anyway, recently I saw Fookie's MSN Personal Message which claims that Vanessa Anne Hudgens is a Pornstar!

Imagine her! A Disney channel artist! Being a pornstar? I was pretty skeptical about it. She so pretty ler~ Be my wife better la! Why wanna be some pornstar!

So, like other chikopeks out there, I searched in my favourite search engine "Google" for the ~~pictures~~ article lor. But after 2 hours of searching, all I saw was full of comments in articles talking cock about her.

It was claimed that she was posting her nen nen for her so called bf Zac Efron so that she could get into his pants to eat some corndogs under the stars on the beach with sandy toes.

Anyway, after some tideous searching, kind Sean finally found the pics for all deprived souls out there:

Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng

Wowowowo! now I know why they call it "High" School Musical.
I'm so in love with her. Heck! I even buy the "Ciplak" High School Musical 2 DVD!

Just a normal day in school

2007-09-13T14:42:00.000+08:00

Okay, so you guys been wondering how's life over here in Taylors eh?
Well, my class teachers are super boring, some even suck at teaching.

Classmates are just average people doing the same routine over and over again.

As you can see, all of them are so normal...sheesh!

Guys will always be guys. Cheking their make-up and camwhoring in toilets so that chicks will hit on them.

Sigh. Boring boring...

Girls are so digusting and aggresive! Yucks! gosh I wished they can just sit/squat down and piss like us guys do.

Sheesh! What a waste of time blogging this post! I'm out of ideas you see.
Btw! Selamat Berpuasa!